Cash For Clunkers Doesn’t Pass the Common Sense Test

Hemmings reports that the ‘cash for clunkers’ bill that’s been bounced around is going to be included as part of an environmental bill called American Clean Energy and Security Act. Take a look at the Hemmings post for lots of links to info about the bill.
As an old car enthusiast, I stand against this kind fo thing because it takes old cars that may be desirable and sends them to the crusher. Even if they aren’t restorable, they may have valuable parts that could be used to restore another. But even without my special interest in keeping neat old cars on the road, the idea makes little sense to me. I won’t pretend that the following is the result of a lot of research and reading, it’s not. It’s just my thinking.
So what good can come from giving people a few thousand dollars (Hemmings says $4,500, but I don’t know what the final is) toward a new car if they junk their old?

  • You get older, perhaps polluting, perhaps less efficient cars off the road
  • You give the car companies and dealers a boost by spurring sales.

That’s it. Sounds good, though, doesn’t it? i don’t think it’s really going to deliver on those things and it creates other problems.
Stick it to the Poor
To illustrate what’s wrong, let me start with a couple of my recent clunkers.

  • In 2000, I traded a 1988 Grand Caravan with 180,000+ miles on our late model (at the time) Honda Odyssey. It was rusty, rattly and worn, but the engine was only 35K old and the tranny only 80K. Still, I got only $500 on trade. I’m sure it went to auction and eventually someone who needed a cheap car ended up with a solid van for around $1,500, maybe less.
  • In 2006 I got my new 2005 Mazda3. It replaced another rusty and worn car with 180K+ on the clock, a 1993 Escort. The car ran great, but the clutch went out. I gave it away to a mechanic who put a clutch in it ($100 or so in parts) and either drove it or sold it, I don’t know. Even if it was sold, I doubt anyone paid over $1,000 for it, not bad for decent transportation.

Both of those cars had decent life left in them and whoever bought them got solid transportation for under $1,500. For a poor family, good, cheap transportation is sorely needed.
If cash for clunkers had been in place, well, the extra $4,000 on trade for the Caravan may have put me in a new Odyssey instead of used and $4,500 for the Escort would have been phenomenal. That would have been more than 25% down on my Mazda. But, that would mean that those two families wouldn’t have had those sub-$2,000 cars available (the law says they must be crushed). Even if I hadn’t taken advantage of the cash for clunkers, someone would have likely given me substantially more than market price fore each, maybe over $2,000 each, so they could turn it into $4,500 off a new car.
I wonder what effect cash for clunkers will have on the cheap car market that the working poor relies on? If every old car is suddenly a $4,500 coupon toward a new one, the price of basic transportation is bound to go up.
But We’re Helping the Environment, Right?
But this is about the environment, getting old, inefficient polluters off the road. (My Escort was far from inefficient, averaging 34.6 MPG over the 10 years I owned it, but never mind that.) That is true, one of the purported benefits is getting old cars off the road and encouraging folks to get into more efficient and less polluting vehicles. Older cars may not meet current emissions laws and are more likely to be poorly maintained and therefore polluting more.
But, as I stated, the law as I understand it requires that the clunkers be destroyed. They cannot even be parted out to help keep other clunkers on the road. (Another hit to the poor who rely on cheap, junkyard replacement parts) Junkyard parts are a not insignificant part of keeping the environment clean. Giving these parts a new lease on life keeps them out of the landfill for a few more years.
What impact on the environment will disposing of hundreds of pounds of scrap metal and plastic, not to mention the fluids, have? Where is it all going to go?
It seems that we’re trading one environmental problem for another.
It’s Going to Help the Industry
Yes, for now. We’re creating an artificial environment where new cars are more affordable, when that environment is gone, then what? Folks who are going to look for a car, are going to take advantage of this program and buy before it’s over. Once it’s up, I bet sales tumble for a time. So we’re setting ourselves up for a short boom then another bust.
Have We Learned Nothing From the Housing crisis?
I heard Ben Stein sum up the mortgage crisis something like this. “Democrats wanted to give a mortgage to anyone with a pulse and Republicans wanted to let the banks do whatever they wanted with no regulation.” So, at the urging of the Democratic congress (I’m sure there were other reasons too), banks lowered their lending standards and the Republicans lowered oversight. Folks saw a house, a bank now willing to lend and a payment they could afford (now anyway), and took on more than they should have.
Now, we are hanging another big carrot of folks heads. A new car! Look, here’s $4.500 for your hooptie, just sign up for $12,000+ in debt. Doesn’t anyone else feel a little deja vu here? How many folks are going to get sucked into loans they cannot afford? At least now the banks are so scared to lend that maybe they’ll actually turn some of these people down.
But isn’t the message a little off? Times are tough, go borrow money to replace a car that was serving you fine until we waved a $4,500 check in your face.
I’m sure there are other reasons that people smarter than me can come up with, but cash for clunkers looks a lot like a program that will cost more than it gives us. It raises prices on the poor, hurts the environment as much as it helps it, provides only a temporary boost for the industry and sends the wrong message. The only people it is really good for are congressmen who get (again) to look like they’re doing something while actually making things worse. There’s that Deja Vu feeling again.
Not to mention the neat old cars that will be gone forever.

A Better Alternative to Consumer Reports

I got my annual Consumer Reports survey in the mail. You know the one where they ask about, mainly, issues with your cars over the last 12 months. In this one they also want to know about prescription eyeglasses and, as usual, I get to vote on the board of directors. I found it interesting for a couple of reasons.
First, I’m no longer a subscriber, haven’t been for a few years. Why am I still getting these things?
Second, they aren’t interested in my Odyssey anymore, no vehicles older than 2000, taking my 1999 Odyssey EX out of the picture. It seems to me that older vehicles can tell us a lot about an automaker’s commitment to quality, perhaps more so than new ones.
Third, inside was a special little slip marked ‘Important Note’. In it, CR basically asks me to pay for the privilege of submitting the survey. It’s expensive to send these out (especially when you’re sending it out to non-subscribers), so please send $6.75 with your survey to “help us continue this valuable service”. Pay to join and and pay to play?
Fourth, I find it a little bit of wishful thinking to expect the average car owner to remember everything that broke on their car over the last 12 months. I’m a bit over the top in my maintenance records and I still would have to go back and look. At least I have the records, most folks likely don’t keep that stuff. How many folks are going to get it right when they report?
Last, since I think that their auto issue was just published, the results from this survey won’t hit the stands until 2010. By the time it does, the data will be nearly a year old covering things that happened up to a year before that.
Add to that the confusing (what’s the difference between ‘top picks’ and ‘good bets’?) and vague (what is the real difference between a red dot and half a red dot?) nature of their data, and I think that CR, at least in terms of auto data, has out lived it’s usefulness. If I need a new blender, dishwasher or lawn mower, they are great, but not so good anymore for cars.
I’ve been participating in a new automotive research effort from True Delta for a couple of years now. They are doing several things, including real world fuel economy, simple price comparisons and why people choose not to buy a certain car, but the biggie is their reliability research. They have members submitting data on 43,000 cars with more joining all the time. How is it different than CR?
First, the survey comes via email, monthly. All I have to do is follow a link and enter in whatever the car went into the shop for last month. No shop time? Then most months I simply click a link to check in and I’m done. The monthly survey means it’s easier to remember for me (and therefore the data is better) and having it online makes it easy to do.
Second, they are still interested in older cars. I still enter info on my ’99 Odyssey, in fact they’re actively looking for more.
Third, if I participate I get full access to the results. Non-participants will pay, I won’t.
Fourth, I get fresh results every month. True Delta already has results on brand new models like the 2009 Jaguar XF that CR won’t have info on until next April.
Last, their goal so to provide quantifiable results, not vague colored dots. Their ratings show the average number of trips a car model has spent in the shop per year per 100 cars making it easy to compare two vehicles. For example, I’ll be replacing my Odyssey in a a couple of years, likely with a newer Odyssey. True Delta shows that a 2008 Odyssey has 32 trips to the shop per 100 cars while a 2008 Dodge Caravan has 99 and a 2008 Hyundia Entourage has 60. Valuable information. Turns out buying the Caravan almost guarantees a trip to the shop each year while only 1 in 3 Honda owners get to visit with their mechanic.
If you’ve ever been frustrated with the inability to find solid info on which cars are more reliable than others, I’d encourage you to join True Delta. It’s simple, free and you get access to valuable reliability information that you can’t get anywhere else (and no, I didn’t get anything for writing this, I just like what they are doing).
Consumer Reports’ data was great when it was all we had, but now it isn’t good enough. True Delta is better.

Road Runner Van

Road Runner Van
Unfortunately, it’s a photoshop, because a van made from 1971 Plymouth Road Runner would be all kinds of awesome. I love the vertical fender flares / bulges.
As seen at Hemmings but they got it from Car Domain who found it at the VW Vortex (scroll down) but it’s made by a member of the Road Runner Nest who goes by the name Capsule. Oh, and he’s done some more.
I love this comment from siscos83camaro on the Car Domain post: “Run run as fast as you can you cant catch me I’m in a Road Runner van.”

All About Cars

Kansas Bob tagged me with this on Facebook. Normally don’t go for most of these memes, but this one I couldn’t resist. Thought I’d do it here instead, but I might post it there too.
Want to play along? Answer for yourself on your blog or Facebook or here in the comments.

  1. What is your first “vehicular” memory?
  2. That’s hard to pinpoint. I guess it would be riding in Dad’s 1965 Barracuda in a Styrofoam car seat. Mom and Dad were ahead of their time, I had a car seat as a toddler in the early 70’s, but it was just a kiddie chair that they ran the seat belt through.

  3. What was the first “amazing” vehicle you ever saw?
  4. The first car I remember being awed by was an early 70’s Camaro. It had to be a ’70-’73 because I remember being awestruck by the 4 round tail lights as they went by going the other way on the interstate. I still love Camaros to this day and a ’72 Z-28 RS is high on my favorites list.

  5. What car did you learn to drive in?
  6. 1977 Cutlass Supreme, Mandarin Orange with a Light Buckskin landau top, side moldings and pin striping. 350 Olds (not Chevy) V8 with a 4 bbl.

  7. In what vehicle did you have your first date?
  8. Probably that same ’77 Olds, maybe Dad’s ’80 Citation 4 door hatch.

  9. What vehicle do you most remember riding or driving to school?
  10. Well, I drove the Olds many times, then I drove my ’76 Camaro (more on it later), but one of the most memorable was riding with a friend for early driver’s ed classes (he took early bird Chemistry) in his ’68-ish Chevy Nova with 3 on the tree. It barely ran, looked like it had been attacked with a ball bat and was various shades of blue plus black primer. We called it the bruiser.

  11. What was the first vehicle that was yours alone and where is it now?
  12. I always considered the ’76 Camaro mine, but I think I technically shared it with my sister. I found it in a junk yard a few years later looking for parts for my next car, a ’80 Chevy Monza.

  13. Have you ever totalled/wrecked a car? Describe.
  14. I had an ’80 Chevy Monza 4 speed hatchback (at right, it started brown and ended up blue. Click the picture for a larger shot.) that had 9 altercations with other vehicles, only 2 of which were my fault. Probably 3 of them should have been considered totaled, but I didn’t have the money so I took the insurance money (except the time I was responsible), went junkyard shopping and put the car back together. It had no less than 3 complete replacement front ends while I owned it.

  15. Your worst vehicle?
  16. Wow, this one is really hard. I’ve owned some deuseys.

    • That ’76 Camaro, lime green metallic with 11 rust holes. Three replacement panels, a full gallon of bondo and a Maaco paint job later it was sort of OK. Saved it from the wrecking yard for a coupleof years anyway.
    • The ’80 Monza had door hinge pins that would fall out while you drove. I’d then have to ask my date to get out first so I could climb out the passenger side. Oh, and when my girlfriend was in the car, the heat wouldn’t work. Before picking her up and after dropping her off it was fine (and she still married me!) The clutch cable froze and tore a hole through the firewall and then there was it’s habit of catching on fire, which it did twice. Had to be push started in the end so I always parked at the top of a hill. Sold it to some guy who bought it for his wife, poor woman.
    • The ’88 Nissan Pulsar that followed was good looking and fun, but was a real money pit. Spent $5,000 in 3 years just keeping it running. Alternator, couple of timing sensors, a nw ignition coil, three sets of tires, two exhaust systems and it needed both, plus a steering rack, speedo gear and shocks, when I traded it.
    • Then there’s the ’88 Grand Caravan SE that Dad gave me that ate a transmission and engine (and AC compressor, radiator, nearly lost a window on the street and the steering column almost fell apart), my current ’99 Honda Odyssey which is on tranny #3 (but has otherwise been great, and Honda paid for both transmission replacements), my current Mazda3 has had some issues and an ’88 Celebrity – ’nuff said.
  17. What’s your current vehicle, and what’s the most favorite vehicle you’ve had?
  18. Same car, my ’05 Mazda3 5 door. Love the way it looks, love the way it drives and still do at 51,000 miles. I also currently have the aforementioned ’99 Honda Odyssey EX (180,000 miles) and my toy, a 1960 Thunderbird Convertible.

  19. What is your dream car?
  20. Although a Corvette ZR1 is a very close second, I’ll say the Audi R8 V10 for it’s exotic good looks, supercar performance and Audi design, fit and finish:
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    Image credit: Autoblog

Need a Snow Thrower?

1968 Mercedes Benz Unimog Snow Blower
My Dad just replaced his old snow thrower at the beginning of the season. Too bad he didn’t wait, he could have had this awesome 40 year old, turbo-diesel, Mercedes Unimog snow thrower for the low Buy it Now price of $14,997. Check out the blades inside that thing. Clears 48″ of snow. That’s a whole lot of snow throwing awesomeness. The eBay listing says “I think this is the best one of these you will ever find.” That’s a safe bet, what are the odds of finding another one?
Too bad the auction ended earlier today, this is just what I needed to clear my 40′ driveway of the typical Columbus 3″ snowfall. Perfect.
Check out the seller’s web gallery for more photos, including one if it (or one like it) in action.
HT: Bring a Trailer.

The Little Car That Could

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What you see here is one of eight Hurst Rescue System 1 Gremlins built in the early 1970’s. I’ve always been a fan of Hurst cars, particularly the long string of Hurst Olds that were produced from 1968 to 1984. Of course, Hurst made a lot of aftermarket parts including custom wheels, the Hurst Hatch T-tops and of course their famous line of shifters. Dad’s 1965 Barracuda came with a Hurst shifter from the factory.
What many folks don’t know is that George Hurst is the inventor of the Hurst Rescue Tool, more commonly known as the jaws of life. It was created for help with racing crashes, but of course it’s use has spread far from the race track. The Hurst name continues to be associated with the jaws of life and with the shifters.
The Hurst Rescue System 1 Gremlin was the company’s fully equipped solution for tracks that wanted one of their Rescue Tools. It came fully equipped with all the rescue gear needed, including a stretcher. Good trick getting a stretcher in a Gremlin.
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This Gremlin was sold in 1973 for about $11,000 to a rural Georgia county and served as their primary rescue vehicle until 2002. At that time, it was replaced with a larger truck that could hold all the equipment mandated by the state. The Gremlin remains in service as the backup vehicle and still carries all the original rescue equipment.
When I read over the Hurst history back in High School, I thought these little Gremlins with their bright orange stripes and push bars was really cool. To see one that has spent 35 years in active rescue duty and still bears the marks of use is simply awesome.
Images and story from gremlinx.com.

Ford Model A Sink

Sorry for the silence of late. Life happens sometimes. Anyway, I’ve got a few fluff posts lined up, here’s the first one.
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Check out this cool bathroom vanity made from a Ford Model A pickup bed that I saw on the Hemmings Blog a while ago. The guy who owns it lives in Toledo, OH (where my parents live) and he bought the truck bed parts from a Ford parts place in Moberly, MO (where Maria’s parents live). Weird, huh?
I wonder if Maria would let me build something like this in our master bath?

Jett-amino!


I came across this while taking the family to dinner on Saturday. It was in the Grove City OH O’Charley’s parking lot where there were a bunch of HS kids taking their dates to homecoming. I’m wondering if some lucky girl got to ride in this thing in her frou-frou dress. I quickly grabbed my daughter’s cell phone to record the find (Dad’s phone is so ancient, it has no camera).

Evidently a VW bunny truck wasn’t rare enough for this guy (he obviously had access to one) nor was he content with the all too common Rabbit/Golf to pickup conversion. No, he went the route of a second gen Jetta to pickup conversion. Never see another of those driving around Columbus!
This has all the marks of fine craftsmanship associated with any good car/truck conversion. Note the stylish C pillar extensions (move over Avalanche!), the exquisitely fabricated divider with the large glass opening (not evident in the photos is that it actually had a defroster grid) and the Great Stuff foam sealant for a comfortable, air tight cabin. Also not evident in the photos is the pop riveted body panels that gracefully smooth out the transition between the Jetta body and the VW truck bed extension.
If I had more time and a better camera, I’d have gotten shots of the interior which was mostly stripped if I remember right. The divider is forward of where the rear seat back was, so this is not a 4 or 5 passenger truck in the spirit of a Ridgeline as one might hope, but more like an extended cab. Instead, where the rear seat had been, there was a home made sub woofer box with 2 downward facing 12″ subs held down with clear packing tape stretched across their magnets. I’d be a little concerned that were the full power of those subs be unleashed, not only would they break free from their adhesive backed moorings, perhaps the entire bed would be as well. The impressive looking amps were cleverly laid loose in the passenger foot well, resting against the center console, considerately, to make room for the lady’s feet.
This, my friends, is why the terrorists hate us. Because only in America can a young man, armed with nothing but a pair of old VWs, a pop rivet gun and a can of Great Stuff foam, can create such a work of art, and then use it to transport his date (and some unknown box of, uh, stuff) to the big dance. God bless America.
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Discount Tire Quietly Proclaims the Gospel

I’ve used Discount Tire several times over the past few years. I’ve bought 2 sets of tires for my van, the wheels and tires for the T’bird and just a few weeks ago a set for the Mazda. I’ve liked them because they have the best prices and great service. They were great getting the wheels right on the T’bird and treated it with kid gloves putting them on (hand jacking and hand torqing the lugs). When I tried to save some money on tires for the Mazda and was very disappointed with how the cheaper ones drove, they exchanged them for a different brand with no questions asked, giving me full credit for what I had paid, even though I had put 600 miles on them.
The other day, however, I found a new respect for the company. Visiting the Discount Tire web site to look up tires for our new camper, I saw this simple message across the top:

All Stores will be closed on Good Friday, March 21st from 12:00 to 3:00.

There was no link to a press release, no further explanation, just a simple notice. Those particular hours on that particular day piqued my interest. Those are the traditional hours observed when Jesus hung on the cross. I went digging, and found this article called Easter Surprise from a year ago commenting on an NBC story on religion in corporate America or something. It was what I found this in a comment by a user named ‘acumen’ that brought me here (via Google) however (emphasis mine):

I realized yesterday (Good Friday) around noon that I had a tire going flat. I drove to my vendor, Discount Tire, to get it checked. As I pulled up I was a bit nervous seeing all the bay doors closed. I pulled up to the door and saw a sign stating they would be closed between 12:00 and 3:00 in respect of Christ’s anguish and death on the cross.

No press release trumpeting their piety, only a simple act of respect. This quiet gesture speaks louder than all the proclamations of the religious. I’m not one who is lead to observe anything special in those hours, but I have a profound respect for the leaders of Discount Tire for doing so. They could have simply closed all day, or for the afternoon. Instead, they chose to quietly, respectfully & deliberately proclaim the Lord’s death, perhaps judging (rightly I think) that this gesture would make a greater statement.
Well done.

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