This is awesome:
via: Hooniverse
This is awesome:
via: Hooniverse
A couple months ago, Dad brought a bunch of hymnals that had been my Great Grandmothers and we spend some time at my sisters paging through them. It was cool to see some of our favorites today in those song books from 80 or so years ago.
One of them was named ‘Seth Parker’s Hymnal’. I had no idea who he was, but while paging through I came across this oddball:
IF YOU’RE HAPPY
(The Lord is Happy Too)If you think that the Lord is Gloomy
If you think that the Lord is Blue
You will find that you’ve been mistaken
It isn’t the Lord, it’s you.
You’ve gone to the Lord with trouble
You’ve gone to the Lord when sad
Just change things ’round next time.
And go to the Lord when glad
Chorus:
When you’re happy, the Lord is happy too
When you’re smiling, the Lord will smile at you.
Don’t you think it’s fair when all is said
To visit the Lord before you’re dead
When you’re laughing, the Lord will understand
‘Cause he made laughs the same as he made man
And if you should think the Lord is sad,
Try calling on Him when you’re glad.
I have no words for that, some of it just doesn’t make sense (visit the Lord before you’re dead?) What kind of whacked out hymn is this and what sort of theology says put on a happy face for God?
But wait, there’s more:
HAS ANYONE FOUND A TROUBLEI had a mess of troubles
That were troubling me
And each one was a thoroughbred
With a great long pedigree
But now I’ve gone and lost one
I’ve had since infancy
I thought my chronic trouble
Would have more loyalty
Chorus:
Has anybody found a trouble
The trouble that belongs to me?
It was as big a trouble
As troubles ever grow to be
You say you’ve found a small one
One you can hardly see?
Why that must be the trouble
The trouble that belongs to me.
Mmmm-kay.
So I Googled ‘Seth Parker’. Turns out he was a stage name for Phillips Lord (the songs were credited to both) who did a very popular radio show in the 1920s and early 1930s. Seth Parker was a character on the show, a folksy pastor based on his grandfather. The show aired 6 times a week and earned Lord close to $100,000 a year, according to the Wikipedia article linked above. He’s even got a star on the Hollywood walk of fame. I had assumed that Seth Parker was some sort of minister, but it turns out that he was just a showman with a sort of religious bent.
It wasn’t all goofy, folksy hymns. There are many old standards like IT IS WELL WITH MY SOUL, ROCK OF AGES and JESUS LOVES ME. (There was also, ironically, THE OLD TIME RELIGION) There are a lot of hymns I’ve never heard of too, there among those odd balls by Mr. Lord.
But, he also wrote this one, which isn’t so odd at all:
HEAVENLY JEWELS
(verses 1 & 3)They tell me, up in heaven
The streets are paved with gold
The crowns upon the angels
are silver, I am told
The pearly gates of heaven,
Are made of jewels rare;
But what care I have for jewels,
If God is waiting there.
I’ve never even worried
About the things above,
When I have stopped to realize,
That I will have God’s love.
What heaven is or looks like,
I cannot seem to care.
For all I want to know is
That God is waiting there.
Poor Brant Hansen.
Today, only 2 days after Thanksgiving he prematurely declares that he’s won Christmas with his fancy CHRIST-mas tree:
I win by demonstrating that your tree is just — you know — an Xmas tree. Your tree is a hollow reminder of paganism’s triumph. Your tree, which has exactly zero giant crosses in it, is an affront to the very reason we started cutting down pine trees and putting them in our living rooms and decorating them with popcorn in the first place: Jesus.
Your tree is lame. Your tree is a foot-soldier in the War on Christmas. Your tree hopes people have a happy holiday. Your tree watches MSNBC.
However, he clearly is over confident and declaring victory much too soon, for I am one upping his lowly tree with my new ‘The Christian Nation CHRIST-mas tree‘ adorned not with some low tech, old world wood cross but a glorious electrified illuminated cross. Not only do I pull ahead in the race to win Christmas, but I get a significant head start in winning the 4th of July because, as you can see, my tree is red white and blue!
Brant’s tree can only display it’s cross-ness during the daylight, while mine can all night long and even in a severe thunderstorm (as long as the power stays on). My tree is a tree that the founding fathers would have displayed if they had access to plastic red, white and blue pine needles.
Brant, your tree only makes a statement about Jesus, mine shouts JESUS! and AMERICA! therefore, I win.
Your move, Mr. Hansen.
An “Occassional Series” here at Salguod.net. Inspired by Daniel at Alien Soil, I fire up Media Player on random and post the first 5 songs here.
Want to listen? Head over to my blip.fm profile and look for the songs tagged #five4friday. Sorry, not going to take the time today. If you miss that, let me know, ’cause I’m thinking of dropping that altogether.
Your turn, fire up your MP3 player, put it on random and give me yours in the comments. (Why doesn’t anyone ever do this? Come on, you know you want to.)
Been a loooong time since I did one of these. An “Occassional Series” here at Salguod.net. Inspired by Daniel at Alien Soil, I fire up Media Player on random and post the first 5 songs here.
Want to listen? Head over to my blip.fm profile and look for the songs tagged #five4friday.
Your turn, fire up your MP3 player, put it on random and give me yours in the comments.
I’m an unabashed fan of the minivan. If you need to haul a significant number of people or a significant amount of stuff or both on a regular basis, there is no better vehicle. I’d bet that my Odyssey minivan does more things well than whatever else your driving.
I’m a Honda guy, but the new Toyota Sienna looks like a very nice van. Regardless, this rap video for the Sienna is just plain awesome.
(Ironically, our next vehicle will likely not be a minivan because we want better towing for a possible camper upgrade in a couple of years. We’ll likely end up with a Chevy Traverse crossover, sacrificing some interior space and an MPG or two for 1,700 lbs of towing capacity. Most folks would be glad to get out of the minivan, but I’ll miss our Swagger Wagon.)
HT: Byrne at Majodojo
We watch lost and Hurley is by far my favorite character. jezebel.com put together this compilation of Hurley saying Dude, which he does a lot. Almost 4 mins worth. Awesome.
An “Occasional Series” here at Salguod.net. Inspired by Daniel at Alien Soil, I fire up Media Player on random and post the first 5 songs here.
Want to listen? Head over to my blip.fm profile and look for the songs tagged #five4friday.
Your turn, fire up your MP3 player, put it on random and give me yours in the comments.
Yeah, I’m a little bit late for St. Patty’s Day, but this is too awesome to wait until next year.
HT: Thinklings
An “Occasional Series” here at Salguod.net. Inspired by Daniel at Alien Soil, I fire up Media Player on random and post the first 5 songs here.
As with last time, I’m going to head over to blip.fm after I post this and blip each track so you can listen. Head to my blip.fm profile to have a listen. I’ll tag them #five4friday too.
Your turn, fire up your MP3 player, put it on random and give me yours in the comments.
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