{"id":921,"date":"2009-03-12T15:34:29","date_gmt":"2009-03-12T15:34:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/salguod.net\/blog\/2009\/03\/perspective_1.shtml"},"modified":"2021-05-29T02:44:43","modified_gmt":"2021-05-29T02:44:43","slug":"perspective_1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/salguod.net\/blog\/2009\/03\/perspective_1.shtml","title":{"rendered":"Perspective"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/salguod_net\">Twitter<\/a>, I discovered an account for someone called &#8216;<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/themime\">TheMime<\/a>&#8216;. If you understand Twitter and you know what a Mime is, well, you can imagine <strong>that<\/strong> mashup is pretty funny. For those of you who&#8217;s face wrinkled up and you head cocked to the side when I said &#8216;Twitter&#8217;, well, just know it&#8217;s funny. Imagine a mime with a blog. What would he say?<br \/>\nAnywho &#8230;<br \/>\nThe guy who is &#8216;TheMime&#8217; also tweets under the name <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/luckyshirt\">LuckyShirt<\/a> which is frequently funny, so I followed him. Taking the long way around to the point of this post, which is the following.<br \/>\nToday he posted on Twitter (or in geek speak, he &#8216;Tweeted&#8217;) <a href=\"http:\/\/luckyshirt.tumblr.com\/post\/85539534\/on-hating-your-life\">a link to his blog<\/a> with this insight for when you&#8217;re done with life, you want out:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Imagine The Unicorn shows up. That should be enough, right? But there&#8217;s more\u2026<br \/>\nThe Unicorn is in a giving mood, and offers you the opportunity to trade places instantly with <em>anyone<\/em> in the world. Trade bodies, memories, everything. Here&#8217;s the catch: it will be random.<br \/>\nWould you do it?<br \/>\n<em>No. Way.<\/em> I could end up in a war-torn country, or starving, or worse.<br \/>\nThe Unicorn has to meet a quota, so continues\u2026<br \/>\nWhat about trading with someone on your continent?<br \/>\nNo.<br \/>\nIn your country?<br \/>\nNo.<br \/>\nIn your state?<br \/>\nNo.<br \/>\nCounty?<br \/>\nNo.<br \/>\nCity?<br \/>\nNo.<br \/>\nOn your street?<br \/>\nNot even then.<br \/>\nThere is a strange comfort that comes with loving my life enough to hang onto it under these conditions. How can I complain about anything if I wouldn&#8217;t trade what I&#8217;ve GOT for anything (even at random)?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got to say, I needed that this morning.<br \/>\nEveryone&#8217;s life is random to a degree. Why was I born in Ohio,or the USA, or in the 20th century, or a male? It&#8217;s easy to say &#8220;If I were Bill Gates ..&#8221; or whatever, but that&#8217;s not how life works. Bill Gates didn&#8217;t choose to be Bill Gates, it just happened. We get our lot assigned randomly, or at the very least without our input, that&#8217;s just how it is. No matter how bad things get, I can&#8217;t imagine many would trade their life for any random life out there.<br \/>\nHelps to put things in perspective, don&#8217;t you think?.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Twitter, I discovered an account for someone called &#8216;TheMime&#8216;. 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