{"id":880,"date":"2008-11-19T12:50:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-19T12:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/salguod.net\/blog\/2008\/11\/youre_sitting_on_a_chair_in_the_sky.shtml"},"modified":"2021-05-29T02:44:46","modified_gmt":"2021-05-29T02:44:46","slug":"youre_sitting_on_a_chair_in_the_sky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/salguod.net\/blog\/2008\/11\/youre_sitting_on_a_chair_in_the_sky.shtml","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;You&#8217;re Sitting on a Chair, <em>In The Sky<\/em>&#8220;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"349\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/vbIGbZ6gq_Y&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0&#038;color1=0x2b405b&#038;color2=0x6b8ab6&#038;border=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/div>\n<p>Very, very funny and very true. We had rotary phones tethered to the wall through High School.  Phone numbers with 0&#8217;s and 9&#8217;s drove me nuts.  Oh, and <em>try<\/em> to win a radio contest.  The 10th caller was already in before you finished dialing.<br \/>\nVia <a href=\"http:\/\/gospeldrivenchurch.blogspot.com\/2008\/11\/tuedsay-is-for-ha-ha.html\">Jared<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Very, very funny and very true. We had rotary phones tethered to the wall through High School. Phone numbers with 0&#8217;s and 9&#8217;s drove me nuts. 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