{"id":845,"date":"2008-08-25T13:57:47","date_gmt":"2008-08-25T13:57:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/salguod.net\/blog\/2008\/08\/designers.shtml"},"modified":"2021-05-29T02:44:47","modified_gmt":"2021-05-29T02:44:47","slug":"designers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/salguod.net\/blog\/2008\/08\/designers.shtml","title":{"rendered":"Designers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Q<\/strong> &#8211; How many designers does it take to change a light bulb?<br \/>\n<strong>A<\/strong> &#8211; Who says it has to be a light bulb?<br \/>\n[rim shot]<br \/>\nI think I have a reader or two who will appreciate this old joke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q &#8211; How many designers does it take to change a light bulb? A &#8211; Who says it has to be a light bulb? 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