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On the way home from dinner last night I had this (paraphrased) conversation with 9 year old Audrey:
\nDad<\/strong>: I didn’t see, did you finnish your sandwich?
\nAudrey<\/strong>: No, it was time to go.
\nDad<\/strong>: OK
\nAudrey<\/strong>: I don’t each sandwiches. Sandwiches are mean and live in sand castles so I have a samich.
\nDad<\/strong>: Really? Well that makes sense. Is that spelled S A M M I C H?
\nAudrey<\/strong>: I think there’s only one M
\nShe thinks<\/em> there’s only one M in the word she made up.
\nI’m convinced that Audrey lives in a parallel universe that we can only see glimpses of. It sure looks like a lot of fun though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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