{"id":719,"date":"2007-09-04T22:22:37","date_gmt":"2007-09-04T22:22:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/salguod.net\/blog\/2007\/09\/weird_google_se.shtml"},"modified":"2021-05-29T02:45:32","modified_gmt":"2021-05-29T02:45:32","slug":"weird_google_se","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/salguod.net\/blog\/2007\/09\/weird_google_se.shtml","title":{"rendered":"Weird Google Search Term #1"},"content":{"rendered":"

Borrowing (OK, stealing) an idea from GKB<\/a>, I give you my first Weird Google search term.
\nThe search terms that bring folks to salguod.net in my Google Analytics<\/a> report are usually pretty mundane. The top 5 always contains ‘Miss Belvedere’<\/a>, leading to this post<\/a> (#4 on Google) and ‘Leno’s Toronado’<\/a>, leading to this one<\/a> (#1 on Google, ironically, ahead of Jay Leno’s own article on Popular Mechanics<\/a>) from December of ’04.
\nLast week, I had a chuckle as someone (2 someones, actually) found their way her by searching for ‘450 gsm towel means’<\/a> leading to my April 2005 archive<\/a> page (way down at #20 on Google).
\nIn April I had posted on going wireless with our new cell phones<\/a> with 450<\/strong> minutes a month and GSM<\/strong> phone technology, my quiet time notes from The Upper Room<\/a> where Jesus wraps a towel<\/strong> around his waist and the word ‘means’<\/strong> was in several posts, as well as that little blurb about me in the upper left.
\nIf that weren’t odd enough, this week four more people<\/strong> found me by that same search phase. Irony of ironies, this post will bring even more folks looking for what ‘450 GSM towel means’.
\nSorry to disappoint you folks, I have no idea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Borrowing (OK, stealing) an idea from GKB, I give you my first Weird Google search term. 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