{"id":706,"date":"2007-08-03T19:44:24","date_gmt":"2007-08-03T19:44:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/salguod.net\/blog\/2007\/08\/eight_year_old.shtml"},"modified":"2021-05-29T02:45:33","modified_gmt":"2021-05-29T02:45:33","slug":"eight_year_old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/salguod.net\/blog\/2007\/08\/eight_year_old.shtml","title":{"rendered":"Eight Year Old Logic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While the girls were at camp last week, Maria bought each of them 2 disposable cameras to use during the week.  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