{"id":617,"date":"2007-02-03T21:42:14","date_gmt":"2007-02-03T21:42:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/salguod.net\/blog\/2007\/02\/_you_are_cookie.shtml"},"modified":"2021-05-29T02:45:35","modified_gmt":"2021-05-29T02:45:35","slug":"_you_are_cookie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/salguod.net\/blog\/2007\/02\/_you_are_cookie.shtml","title":{"rendered":"Survey Says!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not a lot of time to blog serious stuff lately.  My wife and I are taking the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.familydynamics.net\/\">Family Dynamics<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.familydynamics.net\/hnhn8wkinfo.htm\">Dynamic Marriage Class<\/a> that we got trained to facilitate a year and a half ago (but never did) as well as teaching the preteen class at church.  It&#8217;s tax time at Maria&#8217;s job and there&#8217;s a family group to lead.<br \/>\nSo I may or may not post much of depth in the next few weeks, including the remainder of Strong Fathers, Strong Daughters.<br \/>\nAnyway, I did get caught up in some goofy surveys.  It&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/millytime.blogspot.com\/\">Milly&#8217;s<\/a> fault.  \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nThis one is so perfect &#8230;<\/p>\n<table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#CCCCCC\" align=center>\n<font face=\"Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif\" style='color:black; font-size: 14pt;'><br \/>\n<strong>You Are Cookie Monster<\/strong><br \/>\n<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#DDDDDD\">\n<center><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/salguod.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/cookie-monster.jpg?resize=100%2C100&#038;ssl=1\" height=\"100\" width=\"100\"  data-recalc-dims=\"1\"><\/center><br \/>\n<font color=\"#000000\"><br \/>\nMisunderstood as a primal monster, you&#8217;re a true hedonist with a huge sweet tooth.<\/p>\n<p>You are usually feeling: Hungry. Cookies are preferred, but you&#8217;ll eat anything if cookies aren&#8217;t around.<\/p>\n<p>You are famous for: Your slightly crazy eyes and usual way of speaking<\/p>\n<p>How you life your life: In the moment. &#8220;Me want COOKIE!&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogthings.com\/thesesamestreetpersonalityquiz\/\">The Sesame Street Personality Quiz<\/a><\/div>\n<p>This one I&#8217;m actually proud of &#8230;<\/p>\n<table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#EEEEEE\" align=center>\n<font face=\"Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif\" style='color:black; font-size: 14pt;'><br \/>\n<strong>You Are Incredibly Logical<\/strong><br \/>\n<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#FFFFFF\">\n<center><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/salguod.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/logic.gif?resize=100%2C100&#038;ssl=1\" height=\"100\" width=\"100\"  data-recalc-dims=\"1\"><\/center><br \/>\n<font color=\"#000000\"><br \/>\nMove over Spock &#8211; you&#8217;re the new master of logic<br \/>\nYou think rationally, clearly, and quickly.<br \/>\nA seasoned problem solver, your mind is like a computer!<br \/>\n<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogthings.com\/howlogicalareyouquiz\/\">How Logical Are You?<\/a><\/div>\n<p>I thought this would be higher &#8230;<\/p>\n<table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#F88B8B\" align=center>\n<font face=\"Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif\" style='color:black; font-size: 14pt;'><br \/>\n<strong>You Are 8% Democrat<\/strong><br \/>\n<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#A7CEFF\">\n<center><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/salguod.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/democrat-1.jpg?resize=100%2C100&#038;ssl=1\" height=\"100\" width=\"100\"  data-recalc-dims=\"1\"><\/center><br \/>\n<font color=\"#000000\"><br \/>\nIf you have anything in common with the Democrat party, it&#8217;s by sheer chance.<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re a staunch conservative, and nothing is going to change that!<br \/>\n<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogthings.com\/howdemocratareyouquiz\/\">How Democrat Are You?<\/a><\/div>\n<p>I actually thought this one would be higher too &#8230;<\/p>\n<table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#F88B8B\" align=center>\n<font face=\"Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif\" style='color:black; font-size: 14pt;'><br \/>\n<strong>You Are 28% Republican<\/strong><br \/>\n<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#A7CEFF\">\n<center><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/salguod.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/republican-2.jpg?resize=100%2C100&#038;ssl=1\" height=\"100\" width=\"100\"  data-recalc-dims=\"1\"><\/center><br \/>\n<font color=\"#000000\"><br \/>\nYou&#8217;re a bit Republican, and probably more conservative than you realize.<br \/>\nIf you&#8217;re still voting Democrat, maybe it&#8217;s time that you stop.<br \/>\n<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogthings.com\/howrepublicanareyouquiz\/\">How Republican Are You?<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not a lot of time to blog serious stuff lately. My wife and I are taking the Family Dynamics Dynamic Marriage Class that we got trained to facilitate a year<a href=\"https:\/\/salguod.net\/blog\/2007\/02\/_you_are_cookie.shtml\" class=\"more-link\">Read More <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Survey Says!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.8.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Survey Says! - salguod.net<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/salguod.net\/blog\/2007\/02\/_you_are_cookie.shtml\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Survey Says! - salguod.net\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Not a lot of time to blog serious stuff lately. 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