{"id":601,"date":"2007-01-08T22:24:39","date_gmt":"2007-01-08T22:24:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/salguod.net\/blog\/2007\/01\/ouch_1.shtml"},"modified":"2021-05-29T02:45:35","modified_gmt":"2021-05-29T02:45:35","slug":"ouch_1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/salguod.net\/blog\/2007\/01\/ouch_1.shtml","title":{"rendered":"Ouch."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OSU-14<br \/>\nGators-34<br \/>\nHalftime.<br \/>\nUh, did OSU get lost on the way to the stadium?<br \/>\nIs this the same team that only allowed 10 points per game in the regular season?<br \/>\nTessel goes for 4th and 1 at your own 29?<br \/>\nSmith fumbles in the backfield?<br \/>\nCome on Tressel, work you magic with these guys in the locker room.<br \/>\nUPDATE:<br \/>\nWas it my imagination, or did the OSU band just do the Titanic theme complete with a <em>sinking ship formation<\/em> on the field?  Tell me they didn&#8217;t.  Please.<br \/>\nWho chose that theme for the championship game?!?<br \/>\nUPDATE 2:<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s over. OSU-14, Gators-41.  Yikes.<br \/>\nOSU may not have brought their game, but the Florida defense just shut OSU down.  Period.<br \/>\nI jokes with a Michigan fan at church that USC had put on a clinic against tehm, well Florida did the same fro OSU.<br \/>\nI feel especially bad for Troy Smith.  He deserved to go out on top, but it wasn&#8217;t to be.<br \/>\nOh, one more thing.  You there, just off campus. Yeah, you.  Please, don&#8217;t burn anything.  Seriously.  Please.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OSU-14 Gators-34 Halftime. Uh, did OSU get lost on the way to the stadium? 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