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On her way home from Toledo Sunday evening, Maria noticed in several places along the interstate (I-75) people along the side of the road in lawn chairs. Yes, in lawn chairs, in their pick up beds, along the interstate, just outside the fence, like they had come to a parade or something. She says there may have been 100 people along a 20 or so mile stretch from Findlay north.
\nShe and my sister, who was with her, couldn’t figure out what was going on. They almost stopped to see what sort of sight was going to come down the freeway (they were all on the southbound side). She searched local news web pages, but came up with nothing. I think we’ve figured it out, though.
\nThe weekend NASCAR race was at MIS in Michigan so all those NASCAR trucks would be headed south on Sunday to Charlotte, right down I-75.<\/p>\n

“Hey Hon, grab a case o’ Bud and the keys to the Silverado, we’s goin’ to to see Jr.’s truck go by on I-75!”<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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