{"id":502,"date":"2006-06-02T23:21:25","date_gmt":"2006-06-02T23:21:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/salguod.net\/blog\/2006\/06\/snake_on_a_plan.shtml"},"modified":"2021-05-29T02:46:45","modified_gmt":"2021-05-29T02:46:45","slug":"snake_on_a_plan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/salguod.net\/blog\/2006\/06\/snake_on_a_plan.shtml","title":{"rendered":"Snake On A Plane, No, Really"},"content":{"rendered":"

This story<\/a> is a riot. The Snakes on a Plane movie people ought to give this guy something. Maybe they planted the snake in his plane. Here’s some snippets from the AP article at FOX News:<\/p>\n

“Nothing in any of the manuals ever described anything like this,” the 62-year-old Cross Lanes resident said. But the advice given 25 years earlier from his flight instructor immediately came to mind: “No matter what happens, fly the plane.”
\n…
\nThe next step was to radio for emergency landing clearance.
\n“They came back and asked what my problem was. I told them I had one hand full of snake and the other hand full of plane. They cleared me in.”
\n…
\n“If my wife had been in the plane, I wouldn’t have a wife, a plane or myself,” Coles said. “I don’t know what might have happened if Killer [his pet Dachsund] had been in the plane, but it sure would have been a lot more exciting.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Now, if it had only been an Amish Family<\/em> with the snake on the plane …
\nOh, and Greg<\/a>, I beat you to it. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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