{"id":464,"date":"2006-03-27T13:05:27","date_gmt":"2006-03-27T13:05:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/salguod.net\/blog\/2006\/03\/sometimes_i_wis.shtml"},"modified":"2021-05-29T02:46:46","modified_gmt":"2021-05-29T02:46:46","slug":"sometimes_i_wis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/salguod.net\/blog\/2006\/03\/sometimes_i_wis.shtml","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes I Wish I Could Just Lie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I still have the Escort.  I&#8217;ve offered it for free to anyone who needs a car here.  I&#8217;ve even offered to put the clutch in and replace the brakes, if the recipient will buy the parts.  I&#8217;ve had 3 folks say they were interested and then back out.  There is a brother who has said if no one else wants it, he&#8217;ll take it.  He&#8217;s a mechanic and plans on putting the clutch in and then being able to sell his truck and get rid of a monthly payment.<br \/>\nSo, although I have a &#8216;buyer&#8217;, I haven&#8217;t actually &#8216;sold&#8217; it yet, it&#8217;s sitting in my driveway.  So when the nice lady at the DMV asked if I&#8217;d sold the old car so I can transfer the plates, I replied no.  Well, then, no-can-do on the plate transfer.  Here&#8217;s how the conversation went:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I can&#8217;t do the transfer if you still own the car.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;But I&#8217;m not driving it, I intend to give it away, but no one seems to want it.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Sorry, we can&#8217;t have the plates registered to two vehicles.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;And transfering doesn&#8217;t un-register it from the old car?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Nope.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;What if the person I sign it to doesn&#8217;t register it right away?&#8221; (A real possibility since it isn&#8217;t really drivable.)<br \/>\n&#8220;Doesn&#8217;t matter, as long it&#8217;s not in your name.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;So, if I had lied and said it was sold, that would have been OK with you?&#8221; (I asked it pretty much just like that)<br \/>\n&#8220;Yeah, you just need to say that it&#8217;s sold.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;[Grumble grumble] Well, I can&#8217;t lie to you, so I guess I&#8217;ll come back.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>For her part, I&#8217;ve got to respect the lady at the DMV.  She doesn&#8217;t make the rules, but she&#8217;s gotta follow them.  She could have said, &#8220;Well, I know you&#8217;re going to sell it and you&#8217;re not driving it, so I&#8217;ll go ahead and pretend you said that you sold it.&#8221;  But she didn&#8217;t.  She stood her ground on a rule that seemed to frustrate her too.  She seemed to <em>want<\/em> to bend the rules for me, but didn&#8217;t.<br \/>\nSo tonight I&#8217;ll dig up my title, sign it and get it notarized.  Then I can go back in and honestly say that it&#8217;s no longer mine.  It&#8217;ll still be in my driveway, but it won&#8217;t be &#8216;mine&#8217;.  It won&#8217;t be his either as the title will still be in my possession, but I can honestly say that I&#8217;ve signed the title over.<br \/>\nThis is one of those rare situations where, if I had lied, absolutely no harm would have been done.  I would not have been cheating the system even temporarily by having two cars that I&#8217;m driving with one tag.  Leaving and coming makes no real difference except that I can honestly say that the car has been signed away.  If I had lied, no one would have even known, except me &#038; God.  But God said I should not lie, not that I should only lie in situations where it was clear that no harm would be done.  So I do it God&#8217;s way and it costs me a little time and effort.<br \/>\nAnyway, I&#8217;mnot trying to toot my own horn here, just venting I guess.  I&#8217;m also a little frustrated that my government has set this up so that being dis-honest, even if harmless, is so attractive and easy, but that&#8217;s another topic entirely (and shouldn&#8217;t surprise me either).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I still have the Escort. I&#8217;ve offered it for free to anyone who needs a car here. 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