{"id":424,"date":"2005-12-20T00:27:19","date_gmt":"2005-12-20T00:27:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/salguod.net\/blog\/2005\/12\/get_your_jesus.shtml"},"modified":"2021-05-29T02:46:47","modified_gmt":"2021-05-29T02:46:47","slug":"get_your_jesus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/salguod.net\/blog\/2005\/12\/get_your_jesus.shtml","title":{"rendered":"Get Your Jesus Junk"},"content":{"rendered":"

I realize that I haven’t put a list out there and you loyal salguod.net readers are probably wondering what to get your favorite blogger. In consideration, I refer you to this list<\/a> at Bogs4God. An excerpt:<\/p>\n

Nothing says “I’m faithful” than by bustn’ a move (in the Spirit) to a ‘Fiddy Cent’ tune while sporting your hip cool not-so Mediterranean, Wonder White Bread-o-life, happy heart-o-Jesus Ipod Skin bling. Word-up dude!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Come to think of it, I don’t have an ipod so that’s not a good idea.
\nActually, none of those things are a good idea, but they are a good laugh.
\nIf you still feel compelled, I could use a new Mazda3 5 door or a new set of leather seat covers for the old ‘Bird. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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