{"id":397,"date":"2005-10-28T08:42:46","date_gmt":"2005-10-28T08:42:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/salguod.net\/blog\/2005\/10\/friday_fun.shtml"},"modified":"2021-05-29T02:46:48","modified_gmt":"2021-05-29T02:46:48","slug":"friday_fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/salguod.net\/blog\/2005\/10\/friday_fun.shtml","title":{"rendered":"Friday Fun"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here’s some Friday goofiness I got from the Thinklings<\/a>. Like most blog memes, it started somewhere else entirely and has made it through a bunch of blogs on the way here.
\nThe deal is you go to Google<\/a> and do a search for “[your name] needs”<\/strong>. Make sure you use the quotes, and then post the first 10 items on the list on your blog (trackback or leave a comment if you do), or here in the comments. There are like ley to be more funny stuff after the first 10, so add those in too if you want.
\nHere’s what “Doug needs”<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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  1. Doug needs to cool down, … Sign the petition.
    \nWait, there’s a petition for this?!?<\/em><\/li>\n
  2. Doug needs animation.<\/li>\n
  3. Daffy Doug’s needs a desktop publishing pro.
    \nWho are you calling Daffy<\/em>?<\/li>\n
  4. Doug needs to receive themes as well as the day’s schedule one to two weeks in …\n<\/li>\n
  5. Doug Needs Money at Big Cartoon DataBase
    \nWell, sure, I could use the cash, but I’d rather have it in my back account than in the ‘big cartoon database’, whatever that is.<\/em><\/li>\n
  6. THE CHANGE DOUG NEEDS TO PUT IN HIS POCKET.
    \nOK, in my pocket will do too.<\/em><\/li>\n
  7. Doug needs leaders to help as he will not be there. … Doug needs a leader to stop in around noon to … <\/li>\n
  8. DOUG NEEDS TO DEFINE HIMSELF.
    \nWell, that’s just a little harsh, don’t you think? People need to remember that using all caps is like shouting.<\/em><\/li>\n
  9. Doug needs a hug eh?
    \nAfter that last one, yeah.<\/em><\/li>\n
  10. And like many Americans in their 50s and 60s, Doug needs to make up for lost time.
    \nHey, I’m not that old yet!<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Here’s some more good ones:<\/p>\n