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Just to let you know, if your browsing the net and find this page<\/a>, that’s not me.<\/p>\n

Salguod carries a large, plain-looking bastard sword, which he commonly refers to as “Brand”, in a nondescript leather sheath. He also keeps with him a very beat up canvas pack in which he carries several books, a bottle of Elven Red (which never seems to run out), and several odds and ends.
\nSalguod is [an] elf from the plane of Amarhly’nn …
\nHe carries himself as straight as his 5′ 9″ will allow. However, his ears extend a good foot above his head. He is well-built … and slim. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Definately not me, I’m over 6′ tall.
\nJust felt I needed to be clear about that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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