{"id":174,"date":"2004-07-23T13:25:28","date_gmt":"2004-07-23T13:25:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/salguod.net\/blog\/2004\/07\/funny_political.shtml"},"modified":"2021-05-29T02:48:43","modified_gmt":"2021-05-29T02:48:43","slug":"funny_political","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/salguod.net\/blog\/2004\/07\/funny_political.shtml","title":{"rendered":"Funny Political Stuff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jibjab.com\"> <img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jibjab.com\/images\/ThisLand_main.jpg?resize=312%2C250\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" width=\"312\" height=\"250\" align=\"right\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\"><\/a>Go check out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jibjab.com\">this little animation<\/a> featuring our two presidential candidates.  Very funny.  (Warnings:  Large file, might be rather slow on dial up.   Might be offensive to Democrats and Republicans, partisans with no sense of humor should stay away.  Contains mildly offensive language.  Void where prohibited.  Your milage may vary.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Go check out this little animation featuring our two presidential candidates. Very funny. (Warnings: Large file, might be rather slow on dial up. 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